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Mr Paterson

Mr Paterson’s are tall, annoying principals. For some reason he doesn’t like angels. He also doesn’t like the color black, and will tell you to take it off.
by Karmas December 11, 2018
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Paternoism

To cultivate the appearance of successful leadership, all the while managing one's organization in a detached--perhaps even negligent--manner that invites malfeasance; to ignore poor and criminal behavior on the part of one's subordinates; to become so captivated in projecting an image of one's own compassion and beneficence, that one loses track of one's own charges and responsibilities.
"'Having a photo-op on an aircraft carrier, while your administration writes plans to cut veterans benefits is an act of the most hubristic Paternoism--but the optics are sure to move the Peoplemeters,' remarked the campaign consultant."
by ideadesade February 12, 2012
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Paterson

The City of Paterson, located on the Passaic River in New Jersey was once one of the mightiest industrial cities of the United States. It has a rich history as the Nation's first planned industrial city, as well as containing some of the country's oldest textile mills and businesses.

In 1792, Alexander Hamilton formed an investment group called the Society of Useful Manufactures (the "SUM") whose funds would be used to develop a planned industrial city in the United States that was later to become Paterson. Hamilton believed that the United States needed to reduce its dependence on foreign goods and should instead develop its own industries.

The industries developed in Paterson were powered by the 77-foot high Great Falls of the Passaic, and a system of water raceways that harnessed the power of the falls. The district originally included dozens of mill buildings and other manufacturing structures associated with the textile industry and later, the firearms, silk, and railroad locomotive manufacturing industries. In the latter half of the 1800's, silk production became the dominant industry and formed the basis of Paterson's most prosperous period, earning it the nickname "Silk City." Paterson was also the site of historic labor unrest that focused on anti-child labor legislation, safety in the workplace, a minimum wage, and reasonable working hours.
Royce: yo whats really good Justin?!?! When we goin down to Silk City?

Justin: Silk City?! Where is that?

Royce: PATERSON MA DUDE

Justin: Paterson? oh aight then trillz.
by Royds May 4, 2006
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Patierno

A small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. Ball circumference equal to a coca cola can. Penis size averaging a household fire extinguisher. Patierno's have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. Later they find out that everyone of these girls is a pornstar. Patierno's are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. They are all around superhumans. When you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.
Girlscout: You're soo cute and small!
Patierno: Thanks you're soo sweet!
Girlscout:*blushes*
Patierno:*pulls out anaconda penis*
Girlscout: Holy shit you're a Patierno!
Patierno: Why yes, yes I am.
Girlscout: FUCK ME!
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by The Desciple January 27, 2013
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paternaperv

a man old enough to be a father who creeps on young girls
Ew, that paternaperv was totally scamming on me at the bar!
by sashamish May 13, 2009
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Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.
by digs0 January 15, 2013
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Talia Paterson Sinco

Talia Paterson Sinco has about 50 wifeys
Hey Talia Paterson Sinco!!!
HEY WIFEYSSSS
by alakandel June 20, 2022
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