Maddy Parkin

The sluttiest of sluts. Dirtier than a hooker's vagina. No matter where you hide your boyfriend, she WILL find him. BEWARE of the Maddy Parkin.

She's hooked up with 8 guys in a week, she's such a Maddy Parkin.

by fourloko69 June 30, 2014

parmis

beautiful and breaks a lot of boy's hearts just for the fun of it :(

you like parmis? be careful shes a heartbreaker

by lajlhdsleidoabsd January 29, 2020

parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.

"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."

by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007

Pammin'

Pointlessly chatting up the elderly

Where's Jody?
She ran into her old high school teacher and she's pammin' with him.

by Eric Anderson October 16, 2004

partin

one who has a distinct sense of smell due to an enormous snout. Often asked if he would go on a hunting trip to his native oregon, not to shoot guns, but to locate the animals for the hunter. Very witty and crafty, shows strong wood carving skills during the holidays while he makes a lot of dradels. turned down WHEATIES box offer due to a conflict of interest because he was asked to be the new mascot for fruit loops.

oh shit dude, you just partined that dradel.
This hunting trip sucked, man, I wish we had a partin.
who farted? I don't know?? Ask partin!!

by jmbrgr December 29, 2007

mr parkin

in love with amber

mr parkin is definitely in love with an amber

by amberlovesmrparkin May 5, 2019

parmi nous

when the among us is SUS but its in FRENCH !!!

i like parmi nous oui oui

by totally not nyx December 19, 2021