proptologist

someone who has achieved a range of skills in all the facets of the preforming arts and is using that understanding to perform the art of seamless weaving of environments. A person or persons so skilled at art direction or set dressing that the audience is pulled emotionally into the environment. Theater Film TV

The show was crazy, who ever made Dracula's castle look so good had to be a proptologist.

by Mad Kat June 27, 2009

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poontologist

a specialist who uses his cock, finger, tongue or what ever it takes to treat the poon.

My girlfriend told me i should see a good poontologist to treat my overly wet pussy.

by Jim and Tom September 25, 2006

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Pricktologist

N: A douchebag who excels at being a prick. The upper echelon of prickness. One who has earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in being a prick. Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh. Osama bin Laden.

Newsreporter: Wouldn't your actions in the Middle East irreparably damage the infrastructure there?

Prick Cheney: I could care less about those ragheads!

Newsreporter (to her cameraman): Goddamm this guy's a first-class pricktologist!

by Miles Effed Up March 9, 2011

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Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

by Janet66 June 30, 2009

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proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

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