orinda

some of the most hard core people you will ever meet. they live by the edge of their collars that have been pristinely pinned up to look golf-y. you’ll never meet an orindian without their golden retriever -crusty white poodle mix that was $48000. home to some of the best water polo players who know it. they wear their waterpolo gear ever day without washing it (yes, we can tell).

john: where are you from?
theodore: i’m mixed, 99% white 1% black. technically a minority

john: where did you live tho
theodore: oh, orinda

by sick and balls September 18, 2022

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orinta

orinta is the person who never says what happens in the bathroom, has a secret about what she’s done in the bathroom private for years. she has the biggest heart and is so pretty and is always sure to be a crack up. stay away from orinta’s in the bathroom.

OMG orinta what did you do in the bathroom!

maddy kirgan: tell me tell me

orinta tarabay: no!

by okaysweet100 April 4, 2023

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