offski-onski

To fix a pooter problem by performing a power on reset.

Have you tried offski-onski ?

by alcoops January 10, 2008

Ooskie Doosk

Used in reference to Benboozling one or many people into thinking your using an alterior meaning or phrase of said word or words when used in a sentence.

"Oh man,I just Ooskie Doosked that person into thinking I would 8 Ball them and they got 2 Gram buckshot.....They have been BenBoozled".

"Oozkie Doosk",Watch out Nigga........

by Don Mofo Convert775-453-4236 March 12, 2011

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Haha keyboard go brrrrr

This is when an animal (typically a cat) accidentally jumps on top of your device's keyboard (for better results use a PC instead of a laptop). However, this word can also be achieved by accidentally falling asleep at work and mashing your head against the keyboard (skip breakfast for best results). Order and number of letters are randomized each time, so #Keyboarddestroyers are exactly the same. In this case, the word is 3crb7int8qo4n temvgehgtrtf8me,vksvrectuikeovjukrr;fercpr'w,eft'rcm9refidrm8cn7ty5mvmfv,lt;ckorwv3/6;olrkike4tuhlijtiufiyerjhctyhjukewticrhycwu.

by Anonymus25 March 20, 2023

olskool

cocaine or more-often crack. this term is used when two crack-heads are one the phone or in the presence of some authority figure,ie. perents ,teachers the pay phone at the police station etc etc ......and want their intentions kept a secret. particular to the SFV late 80's early 90s when white folk were still on the crack- then came nueskool

crackie 1- " dude ,wass up tonite.wanna roll some pinnersor go bolin" crackie 2- " fuk no, lets call the mule team ,score a ball of olskool, pick us some strawberries ! !" crackie 1 -" fer-sure, I'm there bro, hell I even got 40 bones to my side"

by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007

Oldski

Oldskiis (pronounced old skee) is a modern term used to describe an elderly person in a crowd of people much younger than themself.

"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Why is he even at a public pool, he's so old he should be in a retirement home."

by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010

Owski Woski

an ounce of weed

customer: yo mayne how dat owski woski lookin

dealer: u my homeboy so it'll be bout 65

by G-VILLian August 9, 2008

oski

Some use it as a term for 'whatever', but mostly it's slang for 'ounce'.

'How much for the oski?'

'We lit an oski up during last night's party'

'My dude is coming through in a few to drop off the oski woski'

by Cakefeast October 27, 2008