A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.
Mimi is taking the kids to Six Flags first week of July! Offspring Break2011! Holla!
Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.
Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.