offline gay

A person who is openly queer but is in a heterosexual relationship at the moment.

"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"

"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"

"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"

"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"

"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"

by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018

Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.

Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-

by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023

offline

Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

I bought my new computer offline.
I met my boyfriend offline.

by Neil Roberts April 5, 2005

offline

What you are not right now.

Right now you are, obviously, not offline.

by Lol_idk June 6, 2009

Offline Meeting

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.

Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

offline

The act of signing offline immediately upon being sent an instant message by someone you don't want to talk to. This can also be done abruptly in the middle of a convo as if to say "piss off, I'm done".

Dude #1: "Yo, that really annoying chick is IMing me again! what should i say?"

Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"

by Sir Edward Heavypants August 13, 2009