October 9th 

National make a new friend day!

“ new friends “

“ yes “ say❗
" What's your birthday? "

" October 9th. "

" Ooo, you a bad bitch. "

October 9th by faythfrmtt October 8, 2021

October 9th 

On October 9th you can legally tell a child under the age of 7 that Santa isn’t real

Child: excited for Christmas

Guy on October 9th: yeah, so Santa isn’t real lmao
Child: crys*

October 9th by Japan_in_1945 November 23, 2021

October 9th 

National lose your virginity day.

“Yo it’s October 9th”

“Yessir, time to lose my virginity”

October 9th by Chavemaker19 October 8, 2022

October 9th 

National Kiss a wall day.

ever wanna kiss a wall you preverted weirdo? well heres the day to do it and you cant get in trouble. have fun

October 9th is national kiss a wall day.

*kisses wall*

"...what the hell?"

"Its october 9th. national kiss a wall day!"

October 9th by Urmomsleg October 9, 2022

October 9th 

October 9th is "National Break A Tooth Day'' This day is only for hot bitches who broke their tooth!

Happy October 9th, bitch!! Break a tooth!! 😎🦷🔨

October 9th by alienhead👽👽 October 9, 2022

October 9th 

October 9th Is international tall partner has to flirt with short partner day

“Haha you have to flirt with your short partner bc it’s October 9th!!!”

October 9th by I am a joke. October 9, 2022

October 9th 

Example: for October 9th table any pictures you have of your crush, then post them in order to show your appreciation

October 9th I posted my crush on social medias.

October 9th by Jakey380 October 3, 2023