by danny1031 June 1, 2007
Get the nymphonkadonk mug.A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011
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Symphönic Arch is a Metal band from Manchester. Other Genres of the band are Rock, Gothic Rock and Heavy Metal.
Band members include Dominic Hunt, Tom Robinson, James Fielder, Ashley Bennet. The band have performed alot of times in venues around Britain and will be planning to do a tour of Europe. The band have released albums like Love Is Only A Key To Death and Metal For A Living.
Band members include Dominic Hunt, Tom Robinson, James Fielder, Ashley Bennet. The band have performed alot of times in venues around Britain and will be planning to do a tour of Europe. The band have released albums like Love Is Only A Key To Death and Metal For A Living.
by Dominic Hunt January 2, 2006
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by Symphonic band October 13, 2015
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Get the nymphosible mug.Person 1: hey i got a new bird
Person 2: what type?
Person 1: nymphicus hollandicus
Person 2: what is that?
Person 1:cockatiel
Person 2: oh
Person 2: what type?
Person 1: nymphicus hollandicus
Person 2: what is that?
Person 1:cockatiel
Person 2: oh
by no sayer June 7, 2023
Get the nymphicus hollandicus mug.A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
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