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dry nutting

Male orgasm when seminal fluid has been fully expended.
You can bang my girl when you're dry nutting so you don't get her Knocked Up.
by UDenthusiast March 13, 2009
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Nutting

To vandalize a private property by throwing several boxes of donuts and various confections at it; including on the lawn, roof, porch, car, etc. Nutting's popularity stems from how quick it is; over 100 donuts can be discarded in about a minute and a half.
"We should hit up QFC for some boxes of day-old donuts so we can go nut that bitch later."

"Dude, we should write stuff in chocolate sauce on their driveway while we nut them."

"We nutted Angela so good last night, there were like, over 90 donuts."

"Nutting for the lulz is great."
by ProjectDonut March 7, 2009
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Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk
The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.
by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023
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Stop Nutting

It's when you are really erect and you go to jizz all up in her face and when you do it's a really big load and she keeps begging you stop over and over but you just keep going.
She screamed at me please "stop nutting"
by Jacco69bignut September 24, 2017
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Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.
Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?
by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021
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Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.
My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.
by Certified Downy April 22, 2017
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Nutting

I was nutting around out side
by Blahh666 March 14, 2012
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