A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.
-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.
by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

Holding it at the base and clubbing a partner with a semi flaccid penis, the sweet spot is hard enough to make a noise but not so hard you can feel the blood rush to your helmet
Smashed kirsty across the face with the pink nunchuck last night, she's wearing sunglasses to work today, got a shiner 😬
by Le on January 26, 2022

When having anal sex with a girl, as her ass is up in the air and her face buried in a pillow you pull out. Upon pulling out the condom it is pinched by her asshole and pulled almost completely off, tethering your cock to her sphincter, resembling half a pair of nunchucks
by Craigo’s cunt crusher October 18, 2017

Ew, is that a nunchucker.
by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

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by Moxie417 October 12, 2025
