November 5th is the international kill your teacher day. Today you are allowed to kill your annoying math teacher without any consequences.
Cop: why did you kill mrs Morrigan.
Student: Sir, it is November 5th
Cop: so?
Student: it is the international kill your teacher day.
Cop: well, then it’s fine. Have a great day.
Student: Sir, it is November 5th
Cop: so?
Student: it is the international kill your teacher day.
Cop: well, then it’s fine. Have a great day.
by SexxyyyJorgeMinBram November 3, 2020

National give Alois Trancy affection day.
This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.
This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.
by Cielisahomosexual November 4, 2019

by bananaphone333 November 5, 2020

“I don’t what a lot for Christmas”
“No 💃🏼🔫”
“Dies”
“🤪💅🏻“
“👮🏼You killed them your under arrest”
“It’s ok it’s November 5”
“No 💃🏼🔫”
“Dies”
“🤪💅🏻“
“👮🏼You killed them your under arrest”
“It’s ok it’s November 5”
by ITS NOT CHRISTMAS ITS NOVEMBER November 1, 2021

by Noelxxxxxsaskaxx November 4, 2019

by anonymous November 2, 2021

by I make water November 5, 2020
