northern ireland

-Everyone's a bloody politician.
-Fucking everyone fucking swears all the bloody fucking time you wanker.
-Everything is powerful hi.
-Everyone says hi after every scentence.
-It always rains.
-You're a farmer, a fisherman or you work at Hollister (According to your Facebook.)
-Going to Victoria Square is the highlight of your life.
-Guinness tastes better here.
-Your packing priorities for going on holiday are Buckfast and Tayto Crisps.
-Alcohol is cheap as fuck.

-We all agree that David Cameron is a twat, oh, and Steven Nolan... cunt.
-It's Londonderry, not Derry you republican twats.
-Will Grigg is our superhero.

-Popular songs include:
-Will Grigg's on Fire.
-We're not Brazil we're Norn Ireland.
-The Sash.
-I tell me ma.
-Wagon Wheel.
-Anything by Justin Bieber.
-No pope in Rome.

Non NI Native: What's Northern Ireland like?
NI Native: Oh, Norn Iron? It's powerful hi. It's always pissing down and we're a bunch of vulgar, complete and utter twats, but we have cheap drinks, Nathan Carter, the MYD, Hollister and of course, Will Grigg.
Non NI Native: Get me a flat and a bottle of Bucky.

by Angry.Potato July 8, 2016

Northern Ireland

From what I've seen and heard, Northern Ireland is the Eastern Kentucky of Europe. Baisically what I've heard is there are people who think it's full of loons, crackheads, drunks, etc. but No. Lay off.

I can't think of an example. The only reason I typed in Northern Ireland on urban dictionary is it's where my family originally came from and my favorite actor lives there.

by Plzdontjudgeimonlyachild April 6, 2015

northern ireland

the best wee country in da world
we have sum awesome words nd songs like:
craic
banter
ulster til we die
u r my davis my only davis

not brazil we're northern ireland
norn iron

so dont dis r country, we may be nt that gd at football, rugby, or really and other sport but we have spirit and loyalty
so im definately

ULSTER TIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 wat da craic
2 u missed a load a banter last nyt
(both common northern ireland sayins)

by pieface4444 October 7, 2011

Northern ireland accents

the best mother fuckin accent in the whole world!! the use such words as 'ai' and 'ta'!!! if uve ever head thisaccent u will be in love with it and possibly grab onto the person speaking and neer let them go!! northern ireland accents rock!!

northen irelander- " ai how it goin"
me- "swoon" and then steal!
YUM

I love the northern ireland accents

by opresses tears November 26, 2005

United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland

4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.

Third longest country name in the world, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

The formal term for the UK.

"Dude, let's go on holiday to Skegness in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

The Full name for the U.K. which as it's name implies, is a combination of Great Britain (Wales, England, Scotland) and Northern Island.

I am gonna go to The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

by Serminigo1 June 19, 2006