Strokey nonce

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He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

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nonce fc

Nonce fc is a commonly used name for celtic football team of glasgow. The name originated from NONCE - which is used to describe pedo's in jail. Therefore celtic fc due to there history of problems involving sex scandals at the youth club have been tagged with the name Nonce fc

person a: You see nonce fc lose the other night?
person b: aye they got fucked by clyde, usually they get a flukey last minute goal but not this time

by bigjock September 18, 2007

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Nonce aware

Someone who is nonce aware is a god.

That bloke is so nonce aware he deserves around of applause

by bigladtilly December 12, 2020

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Cheeky nonce

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce

Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.

by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020

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noncery

1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.

That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.

by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007

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