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Friends no mo' Benefits

This is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. Or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
A: Oh look! I got an email from Joe!
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:

Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.

B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
by patrick777408 December 23, 2011
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a sexual monogomaus relationship with no possible chance of falling in love or settling for committment
Are you hitting that bro? you in love? Nah nigga, we're only "Friends with benefits with no strings attached".....No plan on cuffing up no time soon
by Riality February 5, 2014
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Aint no two pretty best friends

there aint no two pretty best friends
by Daddy Biden November 4, 2020
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No-friender

Somone who has no friends and that no one likes. See Mike Farmer.
Mike Farmer is a no-friender.
by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004
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Nintendo No-Friend-o

Someone who plays Nintendo all day and therefore has no friends.
Days went by and no one heard from Andrew, apparently his new Nintendo became his only acquaitance therefore transforming him into a Nintendo No-Friend-o
by Christmas N00b November 2, 2010
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no friend

The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."

The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!

Frank is such a no friend.
by J. Arnier March 10, 2008
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No-Friender

Someone who is known for having no friends. Usually an outcast.
"Hey look a Jimmy there. He is totally a No-Friender"
by Random Drugie April 20, 2018
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