Iam "This is a constant waking nightmare..."
Hym "It can't possibly be that bad."
Iam "It really is... Seriously, what's the point of making constant reference to everything I say and do? Huh? It's salutary sometimes (which is nice but rare) but but it is very much not other's. I mean, look at
pizza store
guy, quotes me directly and then says "I'm going to call you Big
Kirk (he says this to a black
guy btw)" and the a
guy lean over the counter and points the phone in my direction. Then, I get home I get home and who's that in my Facebook timeline? A
dude who calls himself "Big Kirk". How is that a coincidence?"
Hym "You're probably just crazy. Go jump off a bridge."
Iam "I'm serious! Not a
single one of the people referencing me would be ok with this happening to them. Not a
single goddamn one. Perfectly happy to participate though aren't they?"
Hym "Only one solution...."
Iam "If only that were true. This can't be a constant thing for us. For the rest of our life? What's the point? They spend such a short amount of time doing it and don't even consider that I deal with that shit 20 times a
day."
