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nudologist

One who sends the best quality nudes 100% of the time. No matter what, the nudes are always fire.
Person 1: “ Dude, I was out with my boys last night and my girl sent me the best nudes.”
Person 2: “Everytime she sends you them, they’re great.”
Person 1: “Yeah she’s a nudologist.”
by anonymousdaddy December 4, 2017
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Neologistics

Like many words in the urban dictionary, it is a neologism itself. Neologistics is the science that studies new words. Technically, since the term 'neologistics' is a 'neologism' it self-perpetuates simply by existing.
I like working as a neologist and a researcher in the field of neologistics, where new words are developed-
by FelixGman December 9, 2020
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Nerdologist

Someone who studies insects and collects them
I am a nerdologist. I collect insects and study insect life.
by Chubbs2019 May 28, 2023
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neuRologicalLY INept

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ME: I IDENTRIFY AAS neuRologicalLY INept.
SRTUPID EARTH PEOP)OLE: EW HOW STUPOID AERE YOU.
MER: YOU PYUNY LITTLER HUIMNAN NEREVR UNDERT AND.

SRTUPI DEQART TY HPPEOPLE AGAIN: FUCK YOU.
ME: I WI)LL NITRF BE SANFCIIKTIFIERD. MY MOTHER DID NOT DIE FOR THIS ON HJER JEWISH OPKANET JEW BED WHNIKLE WATCHINGT THOMAS THE TAMPON AND JERKING OFF TO CHINESE MIDGET FART PORN.
PUNY LITTLWE HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME: OH IN UNDERTAnsd now mr jew, thank yoyu FOR RECTIFIIHG ME AND FEEDING ME DUNG BEETLES FOR BREAkfast LUNCH and DNINENR.
by Mongolian Enthusiast December 8, 2024
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Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
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