Nerdnester

Relating to a nerd that has got good grades and is all the teachers’ pet and who hangs out with the other nerds.(and spread the nerdy ness)
A person who argues that they are right and you are wrong but they sound smart even if they don’t know.
They somehow never get in trouble
Nerd on the outside and super cool kid at the same time.
PERFECT STUDENT

Boy1: I can’t wait for summer.
Nerd: technically you can wait

boy2: (mimicking) technically you can’t wait for summer either.
Boy1:yeah to do what ever you wanna do and not get in trouble.
Boy1w/boy2:we gotta NERDNESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by YaStrangeRMSGal March 19, 2021

Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.

My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.

by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024

Discreet Newsletter

Similar to a reach around, this is the sexual process of tickling a partner's genitals (inclusive of ball fondling and cheeky fingering) but from a side angle or around a corner (the sneakier the better). The aim being that it's like sneaking local news, spam or junk mail into someone's letterbox which provides mutual, but secret, satisfaction that A. They've delivered news and B. You've received something you like but don't want to publicly disclose.

Last night I was at a house party and I slipped my girlfriend a discreet newsletter in the kitchen.

My boyfriend didn't look impressed in the club so I gave him a discreet newsletter.

by BLeford September 5, 2025