Massachusetts has it's Massholes but the Great Lake State has no such pejorative. Until now. An asshole from Michigan, anywhere really, can and should be called a Nugent. Nuge works too if you are in a hurry.
Stop doing Jaeger shots, dude. They turn you into a Nugent - a total asshole - and people hate you for it.
by McSnack August 16, 2020
Get the Nugent mug.1.Verb. To defecate in ones pants in order to avoid responsibility.
2.noun. The deposit of fecal matter left in a garment as a result of defecation to avoid responsibility.
2.noun. The deposit of fecal matter left in a garment as a result of defecation to avoid responsibility.
1. He decided to nugent rather than attending the funeral.
2. The dry cleaners refused service because of the nugent found in the customers clothing.
2. The dry cleaners refused service because of the nugent found in the customers clothing.
by Brojim February 13, 2013
Get the Nugent mug.A person or group of fans of right-wing hard rocker Ted Nugent who mimick him in every conceivable way (usually minus the long hair), meaning they are:
-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties
Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.
-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties
Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.
Nugentard: We need Nugent as president and not another faggot loving, anti-american pussy democrat who's probably a Jew or Atheist.
Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.
Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010
Get the Nugentard mug.The loss of bowel and bladder control out of fear of impending danger. Many small animals nugent themselves when caught by a predator as an escape mechanism. The evolutionary benefit of nugenting is that it is thought that prey animals are less appealing when covered with their own fecal matter and urine and will be dropped or otherwise left alone.
Dude, did you see that squirrel get caught by Ted's cat? He didn't die though, he nugented and escaped.
by blankreallyismyname March 14, 2016
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-Noun
1. A being that is always hungry regardless of any situation
-Verb
1. To be hungry
2. To be the best at anything or activity
1. A being that is always hungry regardless of any situation
-Verb
1. To be hungry
2. To be the best at anything or activity
"Shit Chris you just ate a live pig!"- Jamal.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! I'M HOOOONGRY"- Chris Nugent
"Yo I'm Chris Nugent at this game"-Charles
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! I'M HOOOONGRY"- Chris Nugent
"Yo I'm Chris Nugent at this game"-Charles
by donkeykong11 April 10, 2009
Get the Chris Nugent mug.The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's
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