national pay your tall friend day 

National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.

Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!

Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY

national pay your tall friend day by Sawyerrrrr May 24, 2023

National Make Tall People Short Day 

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

National Make Tall People Short Day by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

national hug a tall person day

the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it

bob:*hugs Jane

Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first

national hug a tall person day by Demon r slender June 30, 2022

National kiss your tall friend day

I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.

“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day

National kiss your tall friend day by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022

National beat the crap out of tall people day 

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

National beat the crap out of tall people day by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

National bite tall people's ankles day 

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

National bite tall people's ankles day by anonymous October 12, 2022

National turn tall people into bridges day 

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

National turn tall people into bridges day by Rekunance October 6, 2023