September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
by Tom Adams August 31, 2019
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April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked
Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works
by SuckywhodoyoK April 11, 2019
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This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by CumJuggler3000 September 25, 2019
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Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 22nd?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by i didnt like june 24th June 22, 2020
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National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.
Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock
by BigCrotch May 13, 2020
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