National slap ass day

Friday October 4th 2019 is national slap ass day. It is a day to be drawn into slapping butts so go out and enjoy your special day

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You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble

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: Hey can i slap your ass

: hell yeah it's national slap ass day

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On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

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December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.

You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day

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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

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Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

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