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National fuck ur ex day 

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

National fuck your ex day 

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”

National fuck your ex day 

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?

National slap your ex day 

National slap your ex day is on October 30

It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))

(Am I doing you a favor?)
You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)

Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-

...(THE END)...LMFAOOO

National Text your Ex day 

On June 14th everyone has to text their ex about anything
Tomorrow is national text your ex day and I texted my ex spouse Mariah about our past relations

National phone your ex day 

Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)