National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.
“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”
by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019
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National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.
by Ava_The_Cado March 12, 2020
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National Keelie Slap Day

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP
"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"
by iiiiiiiiiiiiooooooaaaaaa February 07, 2022
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National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead
so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead
by Aniska April 12, 2018
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National slap ass day

5/2/19 go slap each other ass big litty
*Girl walking * boy slaps ass * boy says “ damn baby that shit beefyyyy “ see that’s how you celebrate national slap ass day
by YesFORREAL May 01, 2019
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