November 3rd

National Jacking off day. Jack off as much as you want and you cannot be judged for it.

November 3rd
Person1: ”How many times have you jacked off today?”
Person2: ”33.”
Person1: ”That's too much!”
Person2: ”You cant judge me it's national jacking off day."

by Urnan69420 October 27, 2019

November 3rd

November 3rd is national annoying bitch day

If you were born on November 3rd then you are a conceited, arrogant, bitch and no one likes you. You're dumb as fuck and you're an ugly shit that no one wants to be around

Person A: Hey it's November 3rd!
Person B: Oh no it's annoying bitch day. Be careful person C was born on that day.
Person A: Oh my god I hate person C so much

by genshin impact <3 November 2, 2021

November 3rd

national neck a girl day. That’s right lads pucker up and get some of that good shit

Boy:“Oi stacie its November 3rd give us a peck”
Girl:”well I guess I have to cause it’s November 3rd”

by Scatmansjapeye October 21, 2020

November 3rd

November 3rd is National Ow My Tit Day. During this day you can hit or kick ur friends tit as much as you want.

You better get ready for November 3rd Erin.

by The real Mike Hoochie November 4, 2019

November 3rd

National ask out a bitch day! You don't even have to stay with her, just ask her out. Have fun!!

Boy: "hey do you want to go out?"
Girl: "is that an insult? November 3rd is national ask out a bitch day!"
Boy: "I didn't know"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom November 2, 2019

November 3rd

A day for people with the name Alex to beat the shit out of people with the name ''Hrisi''

Gosh i can finally slap hrisi in the face since its November 3rd

by urmomxx November 3, 2021

November 3rd

November 3rd is the day you have to confess your feelings to your crush. You're welcome.

"Do you know what today is, bro?"
"Yeah, bro, it's November 3rd. Confess your feelings day."
"I like you, bro."

by @urmomgay November 3, 2019