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He will fall head over heels for one person and will stick with that person for a long time even when the other person wants space. A Norris has the maturity of an eight year right old but is still the sweetest person in the world. He sometimes has trouble maintaining all of his friends, and is sometimes a turd. A Norris has trouble being serious but you can tell him anything. When he can be serious you will have the deepest discussion of your Hey
Norris is an absolute pain to be around.
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Norris – Slang for female ejaculation, squirting so powerful it feels like someone just smashed a Guinness World Record in your bedroom. Named after Norris McWhirter, the legendary record-keeper, because when a girl hits a Norris, it is basically a world-class water show. Think fire hose meets Niagara Falls with bonus applause.
Mate, she didn’t just squirt… she went full Norris and turned my bed into a swamp.
Norris by Ooooo17 August 16, 2025

Norris McWhirter 

A Female that ejaculates with venomous force from her lady parts.

i.e. A Squirter
She's only a bleedin Norris McWhirter

Norris Week 

At the last week of high school, you fuck around as much as you can and post it as much as you can. Buying snap filters, pranking teachers. Primarily at private high schools.

In honor of Joey Norris getting kicked out of Don Bosco Prep, he made it.
Matt: Hey Bro, last week of schools comin up.

Jack: Yea bro get hyped for Norris week.

Matt: Aw shit yea forgot. Long Live Norris
Norris Week by Goya Boya June 5, 2019

Norris dick 

The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.
As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.

Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.
Norris dick by Dennis Cognac December 9, 2008

Norris Nuts 

A group of kids on youtube spreading kindness. Their fandom is called the #LEGENDS and they are so thankful for them. The Norris Nuts are super affectionate and loving and the #LEGENDS adore them no matter what! The NN are super honest and show all their fights in their YouTube videos (not every single one).
Sabre: Hi legends! It’s Sabre,

Sockie: Sockie

Biggy: Biggy

Naz: Naz

All: And together, we’re the Norris Nuts!

you follow my fanpage for sockie on instagram, it’s called sockiesjaye<3
Norris Nuts by mortwister May 12, 2020

Norris Nuts 

A group of kids on youtube spreading kindess. Their fandom is called the #LEGENDS and they are so thankful for them. The Norris Nuts are super affectionate and loving and the #LEGENDS adore them no matter what! The NN are super honest and show all their fights in their YouTube videos (not every single one).
Sabre: Hi legends! It’s Sabre,
Sockie: Sockie
Biggy: Biggy
Naz: Naz

All: And together, we’re the Norris Nuts!
follow my fanpage for them on instagram, it’s called legendsvs.
Norris Nuts by coolkid4543 December 16, 2019