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New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.
Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.
by Henry56789 January 30, 2008
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New Haven High School

A small town in Michigan's lower thumb region, filled with Pathetic orange colored teenagers, Drug addict Adults, Annoying toddlers and semi cute babies. Infested with teen moms and wannabe gangsters that pride their every day in wanting to seem better than one another, while not realizing they suck at life.

New Haven is its own little world of fuckedupness. Don't look for your fellow plastics here, these bitches don't know how to change out of their pajamas and ugg boots. To be clear, Fashion is a word Never spoken in this town. They cant seem to understand it. As for guys? Well, as said, Wanna be gangsters that are burnouts or athletes with no futures followed by a slight amount of "Country boys" that think they're cool just because they drink beer and have ugly loud trucks. Boneheads.

The only decent people in new haven would be the elderly, and the gays. Which even then, there's a small selection of likable ones. If you MUST go there, beware of who you talk to. It could be the person screwing your husband.
New Haven High School? HA! It doesn't deserve to be exemplified.
by PNLOPthebitch February 20, 2011
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New Haven Meatball

when a girl shits diarrhea all over a man’s balls and he proceeds to dunk them into her mouth. Commonly combined with marinara sauce.
Yo you wanna hit up Yale University to put this hoe into a New Haven Meatball?
by New Haven Meatball December 24, 2025
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New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.
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new haven hotdog

Where you take a hot dog bun, stick it up a girls vagina or mouth, then shit on the hotdog (thats the hotdog) and cum on it as the condiments.
Jimmy: yo tommy i just gave my girl the new haven hotdog

Tommy: no way dude
by havenhotdogenjoyer January 22, 2026
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