FUCKING BITCH FUCK THAT BITCH SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND DIED AND THEN SHE CAUGHT CANCER STUPID BITCH FUCK AND THEN A FUCKING PLANE CRASHED ON HER BITCH ASS AND THE PLANE WAS A BOMB AND THERE WAS A TERRORIST WITH A CHAINSAW AND THE CHAINSAW HAD A FUCKING GUN (horror movie sound plays) AND I RAN UP AND STARTED SHOOTING THAT BITCH *Starts crying* FUCKING BITCH MAN FUCK
Your friend: Hey bro what happened between you and Your recent ex
You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER
You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER
by YRGkami June 10, 2019
Get the My recent exmug. When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??
by samer_exodos June 27, 2016
Get the My future ex GFmug. When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!
by samer_exodos June 27, 2016
Get the My future ex GFmug. Violet your a dumb bitch
Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”
by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020
Get the My political ex girlfriendmug. A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.
by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014
Get the my boyfriends psycho exmug. Rapper you are no longer working with or on the same side. Hidden from the public. Someone you want the public to think is a girl but an ex partner you secretly hate, compete with, and you are subliminally dissing. Rap media knows but are contractually obligated to lie to you.
Drake: I might charge my ex for a feature; while earlier saying no one appreciates Weezy more than me.
by Wayne vs Drake Beef on YouTube March 8, 2021
Get the My Exmug. by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
Get the my bitch ex wifemug.