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just give me my monkey

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!
by plato! November 7, 2024
mugGet the just give me my monkeymug.

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
mugGet the Watering My Monkeymug.
absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.
its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys
by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025
mugGet the not my circus, not my monkeysmug.

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