mouldy crouton

This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house

“Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”

by nJevons19 August 30, 2019

mouldy punk

mouldy punk originated from the dude mouldy punk. can find him pwning forums and skate boarding

mouldy punk says: OGM YOU ARE PWNED W00T

by mouldy punk duh May 31, 2004

mouldy homework

Really overdue homework or homework that has been done but the teacher has either forgotten or chosen not to take it in.

Person 1: "Woah! I got this homework like 5 weeks ago and i haven't even started it yet!"
Person 2: "Dude, miss is gonna be mad, that's such mouldy homework."
Person 3: "No way man, you'll be fine, i've got so much homework in my folder and my teacher hasn't even taken it in yet. It's getting really mouldy."

by SAPCH November 3, 2010

mouldy box

A vagina/anus that hasn't been cleaned for at least 2 weeks. Usually green, orange or reddish in colour or even in combination/mixture. Such mould boxes contain smegma or cheese, more STDs than a Liberian village and a rancid smell. Occasionally you can find frogs, cockroaches and mice if you tap it. Mouldy boxes smell like shit, blood, mould, 40 day old rotten fish and most McDonalds bathrooms. Mouldy boxes usually can be prevented/fixed with a regular shower however if times are desperate, use mould killer.

Jim 1: Hey bro, I fucked my girl last night and when I was eating her I vomited! That shit was rancid.
Jim 2: Bro, I bet she has a mouldy box! Bring mould killer next time or a plastic bag as a condom.
Jim 1: I think I smelt some swamp water in there too...
Jim 2: Was it Steph Woody?

by trickysamurai June 11, 2019

Mouldy Underware

It refers to someone where they have taking a piss through there underware and left it for 1-2 weeks as it was left moist, mould starts to grow in the crotch regeion giving the effect of mouldy underware

Robert had a poo bum and didnt wipe it, after a couple of weeks he had mouldy underware

by Boardy August 14, 2009

mouldy pink

it's an insult to annoy people with. Comes from the pink that most grannies seem to think is hip. Good to use when someone is bitter or angry (when their face is screwed up in frustration)

"you are such a mouldy pink"

by granny-five February 19, 2009

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017