mother-in-law

a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself

mother-in-law----> woman hitler

mother-in-law by J. Stalin November 8, 2007

mother-in-law

A woman who bears children who one day wed, will find herself at the wedding day changed into a mother-in-law. This demotion of status as the previous Number One female in her children's world can create horrible changes in what was once a lovely woman. Most of the bad scenarios arise from a jealousy between wives and mother-in-laws, although there have been some husbands who have faced the wrath of a mother-in-law. A mother-in-law is generally seen as a mythically bad person. As a parallel, father-in-laws don't get the same bad rap.

New wife says, "I thought I married just my husband, but his mother is a huge part of our life!"

Therapist says, "Yes, she is your mother-in-law, and if you let her, she can destroy your marriage. Think - two women love the same man."

mother-in-law by A Wife June 23, 2005

mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

My mother-in-law is a good person.

mother-in-law by Wonbig October 13, 2021

mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

mother-in-law.

mother-in-law by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Mother-In-Law from Hell 

1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.

2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)

Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.

...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.

Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:

MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!

I feel your pain!

Mother-In-Law from Hell by CyberGlamStar April 30, 2010

Mother in law race 

A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.

They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!

Mother in law race by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011

Mother in law Fucker

One who has sexcual intercourse with ones own mother in law.

My wife has one sexy mother, so sexy in fact that I just had to fuck her. Afterwards I fucked my wife and compared the two.
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!

Mother in law Fucker by Slapp The Great May 13, 2006