Morten is an amazing guy who will treat you like a princess. He’s hilarious and knows how to make the sun shine on a cloudy day. He’s wise and is the best person to go to for advice. He’s extremely romantic and makes you feel... there’s no words to describe how wonderful he’ll make you feel. He can be sensitive so make sure you treat him right and remind him that he’s the only one and how much you love him. He can be stubborn at times. Mortens will always be honest with you. If you ask for his opinion, he’ll tell you what he thinks despite if it seems harsh. He only does it because he truly cares. You will never have to worry about him cheating on you. He always keeps his promises and will always try his best to make sure you’re happy. If you meet a Morten, never let him go because you’ll never meet anyone like him.
Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute!! I wish I had a boyfriend like him!! What’s his name?
Morten 😍
No wonder he’s so perfect!!
Morten 😍
No wonder he’s so perfect!!
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1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.
1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.
Montenegro, literally translated = Black Mountain
Hey baby where should we go for vacation?
Cuba?
Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!
Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?
It sure was!
Hey baby where should we go for vacation?
Cuba?
Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!
Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?
It sure was!
by Crnogorac7 March 25, 2011
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A country. The pearl of the Mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the Adriatic. There is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of Montenegro. In the morning you can wake up along the beautiful Adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of Skadar Lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the Montenegrin Mountains. Montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.
Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.
Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.
Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!
only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family
the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes
Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.
Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.
Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!
only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family
the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes
I heard of that a lot of Montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?
Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..
Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..
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