Morpheus face

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.

Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.

by Johanna D March 3, 2004

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Get the Morpheus facemug.

scarned my morpheus

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted

snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!

by morrimotos August 9, 2010

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Get the scarned my morpheusmug.

Morpheus

Yeah... I know... That's like the point of my thing here. I actually said that. "I'm like an Agent Smith." Those were my exact words.

Hym "Yeah, no, seriously guys. I literally wrote the 'Morpheus' instruction manual. My exact words were something along the lines of 'If I was a kickboxer and said the shit that I say... I could easily make 200 million dollars. If I knew that hot chick... I could easily make 200 million dollars.. If I lived in a place where owning a casinos was legal and I had some seed-money (maybe from monetizing hot goth girls)... I could buy a casino and make 200 million dollars...' It isn't hard. At all. But the thing I said what happening to me IS in fact happening. So, I needed a birds-eye-view and to be more than one guy... So... Byakugan! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! There... Now I'm like an Agent Smith and we all see the thing they are doing to me. It's too easy. Really. It almost bores me to death... Almost..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

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