Monty

Slang term for over weight female
"come on man, hook up with tha monty... take one for the team"
by Sophisto July 06, 2006
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Monty - (Mon-Tee)

Def. - someone who is very stubborn and doesn't like to follow tasks correctly all the way, and occassionally plays by his rules
Wow that kid just broke a vase...What a Monty.
by approvedOcelot August 27, 2019
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the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.

(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)
The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"

You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
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A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.
Wow look at that monty, he just fell off the curb!
by Lyndsey8 February 05, 2010
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A lifeless person who does not care for anything but himself, he is very picky and disagrees with everything that isn’t his own. Stay away from Monty because he’s a cunt.
Monty over there is a prick, stay away
by Archieisthebest January 15, 2020
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A mild tempered, Pharaoh fearing jovial young man. Monty's are usually described as non-TP using button mashers, who enjoy the company of friends that wish to engage in physical relations with their siblings and or mothers.

Monty's mostly live in sand dunes, and can't tell time without sundials.

Often called Mo, Mizzle, or Tizzle. However the name spawns from the root word "Mon." As used in Jamaican descent......"Yo Mon, you got a hairy ass!"
Friend:"Hey Monty what time is it?"
Monty:"I dunno man, look at the damn Papyrus!"

Guy 1: "Wow! Check that girl out, I'd like to get some of that"
Guy2: "Yea wouldn't everyone, her brother's a real Monty."
by MakotoKilla February 26, 2010
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The one who's gay
Damn he kissed a boy
He must be a monty
by TanuX April 26, 2022
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