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A manipulative illegal immigrant who repairs homes and plays with women's hearts. He only loves married women who are citizens in hopes of getting a green card. He will go to any extreme to manipulate a woman even using his own mother and father. When all else fails he simply beats them to get his way with them.
Can that dude get alot of chics?
Only if he turns his Moises on.
moises by LaMigra71 November 2, 2010
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Moises is rude, loud, obnoxious boy with dark hair and eyes who spends his class time finding ways to annoy the people around him.
"He's such a brat, he must be a Moises"
Moises by #THETRUTHREAPER June 30, 2018
A guy that is very cute but is gay. He doesn't seem gay at first but then when you have a conversation with a Moises you will realize how gay he is. A lot of girls will have a crush on a Moises without knowing that he is gay. FEMALES DO NOT DATE A MOISES, YOU WILL ONLY REALIZE THAT HE IS GAY AND BE HEARTBROKEN.
I used to have a crush on him, but then I realized that he was a Moises
Moises by OH YEEESSSS PAPI February 12, 2019
Rude,disrespectful,annoying and mean he will say whatever gets you mad he will be extra if you ever meet one beat him uppp he will ruin your friendships and relationships.
Moises is annoying
Moises by Luciana.Spence November 6, 2019
He is baby jesus he can split you in half . He has a microscopic pp. HE is trash on fortnite
Moises has a small penis
Moises by youngdagerdict November 27, 2018
A man that is Transgender and likes to fuck cows with his monster 1inch cock.He Also loves gay music but cant stand when men jerk him off
Man:Hey dude dont jack me off im moises

Person 1:did you see that monster cock
Person 2:No
Person 1:Thats moises for you
Moises by Huppyfucky November 6, 2018
A moises is a gay guy who is not only annoying but a monkey and has a small peen and has big ears and grinds call of duty but it’s still worse than angel
Girl; what’s a moises
Moises; I’m Gay!
Moises by Dad angel February 15, 2020