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Handshake Mishap

When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.

Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.

Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.

Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?

Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.

Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?

Guy 1: No I totally blanked!

Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
by JSnoop September 23, 2011
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Misha's minions

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins
Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions
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Misha Collins

An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.
Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!
by hellobeautifulxx August 4, 2009
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Ges Misérables

Ges Misérables or ges misérables (pronounced ‘Gay Miz-eh-rahb’) is the ‘Gay Misery’ or mournful depression occasionally experienced with gays faced by overwhelming complexity and societal opposition to their lifestyle ‘choice’. Unbeknownst to most heterosexuals, it requires tremendous psychic energy to even roll out of bed and face a world that is often violently hostile to the way a person thinks, speaks, dresses, walks, votes, emotes and makes love.
Julian was reconciled to his lifestyle choice and seldom experienced ges misérables. Julian’s lover James was no so fortunate however, and often knew despondent freefall into the vast royal blue abyss of the Ges Misérables.
by Mo Dixley April 15, 2009
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Mishapocalypse

Worse than the apocalypse

The whole world is taken over by Misha Collins and his fans
Teacher: Dd you do your homework?
Misha Collins Fan: No, It was the Mishapocalypse

Meanwhile a non Misha Collins fan probably wouldnt make it to school because they are too busy cowering, scared in a corner.
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Mishamigos

A name for the followers of Misha Collins, used particularly in the meta episode of Supernatural.

Preferably known as minions or, according to Misha's latest tweet, flunkies
Misha (tweeting): Ola, mishamigos! J2 got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the boys.
by jedimastercait March 16, 2011
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Miserable Prick

"Moe."- being in a pitiable state of distress or unhappiness, but also able to remain a complete asshole, making the former "pitiable" person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!
by Bitchface. =] March 21, 2010
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