Mikey

A really hot teenage boy that gets Starbucks often and is a really nice person. His name is short for Michael or Mike but he's too cool of that. He understands everyone and can stand up for anyone. He wears popular clothes and smells like expensive cologne.

"Wow I wish Mikey was my bae!!"
"How'd you end up with that amazing guy, Mikey!?"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

Mikey

Biggest bludger you will ever meet, knows how to waste time excessively.

Mikey took the long way again, must be on the milk.

by garryyyy January 6, 2020

Mikey

Usually a funny person tending to do stupid things but always doing it to help someone. Very personable yet makes enemies very easily. Also loves scifi movies and video games.

Damn that Mikey I just can't stay mad at him.

What do you know Mikey pissed off someone again.

Mikey:did you guys hear they are making Star Wars remakes.

by XxXxHonestFoRealxXxX June 7, 2014

Mikey

Absolute perfection. The best friend a guy can have, and the best boyfriend a girl can get. Really cute and nice, but shy and quiet, which makes him all the more cuter. Usually tall and fluffy. Also usually has a gay-ass cousin.

Wow, he's perfect, do you think he's a Mikey?

by Kanna Shidoxi November 22, 2014

Mikey

A bad boyfriend. One who beats on his girl until he is taken down by someone bigger or smarter. An asshole.

Man how is she doing I heard her last boyfriend was a mikey.

by MysterymanADMO July 25, 2006

Mikey

a great guy who smokes u up all the time and turns u from sober to high in a couple of minutes

"Yo, Mikey is such a g homie!!!!!"
"Mikey u got any weed?"

by thebiggestwolfaround1 December 8, 2018

Mikey

Someone who loves hentai. A hentai version of a weaboo

That guy masturbates to anime he must be a Mikey

by Arosey June 10, 2018