Michael Phelps

smokin fast, smokin pot

When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?

by braze February 27, 2010

Michael Phelps

The all-time American icon who not only won 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics but also is documented smoking marajuana.

Dude, since Michael Phelps gets high, it shouldn't be illegal.

by B18 February 7, 2009

Michael Phelps

Professional swimmer who completely dominated the 2004 and 2008 Beijing Olympics.
14-time Olympic gold medalist (the most by any Olympian!) and holds 7 world records in swimming.
Set a world record in 2008 for most medals won at a single Olympics.

Michael Phelps is awesome.

by runnforrestrunn October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.

Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.

by Hiyousuck February 2, 2009

Michael Phelps

Aquaman's brother. He had the privilege of participating in the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, where he dominated in swimming.

"Hey, do you know who Michael Phelps is?"

"Yeah."

by .bp. October 14, 2008

Michael Phelps

The greatest Olympic Swimmer of all time with 8 gold medals in the 2008 Olympics, and 14 overall.

Michael Phelps won again? Can anyone beat him?


Michael Phelps kicks ass!!!

by californiadreamin. October 18, 2008

Michael Phelps

The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.

Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!

by dianaispeachy October 17, 2008