METCON

A painful set of HIIT exercises that LCFitness has as part of the workout programme. They absolutely KILL ME off and i would like the rest of the world to know what METCON is.

Holy fuck dude, that METCON section just killed me off - i can't breathe

by foxyisfattofit April 12, 2023

Metacom

Metacom (Medicom) pronounced incorrectly by the same fuckbags who also say modium instead of modem, cervixs instead of services, rooter instead of router, digikal instead of digital. They are the people that make customer service and technical support people laugh. Thank you morons.

Customer says: "Hey is this that Metacom cervixes? I can't gert muh modium to talk to mer compootur. Send someone out now or I will disconnect my shit and not afford to go somewhere else."

Technical support replies with: "Yep that'll be fine, anything else I can help you with today?"

by paintsy April 15, 2011

metacool

A politically correct word for "lame" that is not as offensive to the disabled community.

Instead of calling that website lame, why don't you call it metacool.

by LA's the place October 27, 2010

Metacognation

One thing White People or incapable of.

"Those monkeys in Japan expressed signs of metacognation... Does that mean monkeys are superior to Whites?"
-KKK Imperial Wizard

by Imperial Wizard December 14, 2004

Metacorn

The absolute chad of the century. Guys that are a Metacorn are absolutely the alpha males of the world. They are extremely confident and outgoing, Are super funny and gets all the girls, Be like a Metacorn

"Bro dude the way you pulled that stunt, you really are Metacorn"

by Psysudoooo July 7, 2021

Metaconsciousness

Consciousness of consciousness—the capacity to be aware of one's own awareness, to reflect on the nature and contents of conscious experience. Metaconsciousness encompasses self-awareness (knowing that one is conscious), introspective access (observing one's own mental states), and reflective understanding (thinking about what consciousness is and means). It's what enables us to notice that we're dreaming (lucid dreaming), to observe our own emotions without being consumed by them (mindfulness), to question the nature of our own experience (philosophical reflection). Metaconsciousness is consciousness doubled back on itself—awareness aware of being aware, experience experiencing itself. It's the foundation of self-knowledge, spiritual practice, and the distinctively human capacity to wonder what it means to be conscious at all.

Example: "In deep meditation, she experienced not just thoughts and feelings but the awareness that was aware of them—metaconsciousness, consciousness recognizing itself. It wasn't thinking about consciousness; it was consciousness experiencing its own nature."

by Dumu The Void March 16, 2026

Metacompression

When you can push a camel through the eye of the needle.

tommy: how the fuck is getting a camel inside the eye of the needle possible?
george: metacompression.

by alcopaul June 25, 2017