merchant taylors

A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:
Oompa-loompas
Tangoed people and
People with skirts so short they are belts

Merchant taylors' girl's school

by sa June 11, 2004

Merchant Taylor’s

The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive

Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole

by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019

Merchant Nick

a homosexual bastard who plays ragnarok online, he likes to fuck men doggy style.

Merchant Nick is gay

by -Blubba- February 22, 2005

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Merchant One Hundred

A term for money and resources lost in the failed colonies in early America, particuparly life casualties, causing the stock holders to merge with successful ones. Any collateral damage to invested money, public health, including the environment, by risky ventures by corporations that don't have successful foresight in the initial stages of a project.

There's always a risk in the business of making easy cash, so plan for the expectation of the initial merchant one hundred .

by DagmarDiPotino September 21, 2018

Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.

I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.

by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019

Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.

Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!

by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022