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Menstrual Personality

When a persons (usually a womans) general demeanour is akin to a womans moodiness when menstrating.
Sam has such a menstrual personality! I called her fat as a joke and she FLIPPED OUT
by kaumu May 19, 2009
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menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.
"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."
by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015
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menstrual sister

one of two (or more) women who happen to fall on the same menstrual cycle. Menstrual sisters often times find comfort in sulking, eating, complaining, and causing a scene together.
My menstrual sister, from the stall next to mine, threw a tampon at me as I kicked my door in anger.

As a good menstrual sister, I shared my chocolate as we bled and weeped together.
by PrincessGaylordFocker December 11, 2016
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Menstrual Aftermath

The stage at which a woman comes off her period and reverts from being cranky and angry back to being calm.
My wife finally went into Menstrual Aftermath. Now she'll stop telling me to move my weight for a few weeks.
by SQG_Slasher September 7, 2014
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Menstrual Mist

The act of a female squirting during her menstrual cycle.
I went down on a bloody pussy to get my red wings, found out she was a squirter and got menstrual mist all over my face.
by Asius June 8, 2018
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Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.
by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009
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menstrual death

When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
Dude that shit smelled like menstrual death!
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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