Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.

Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.

by Le Wubbie November 10, 2008

Melty

A word to describe something that is so hot it's melting. Typically used in a way that approves whatever comes before or after it. Very similar to using "hot" or "fire" but to a higher degree. It's above that. It's better than fire, it's melty. (Not to be confused with melting, which typically is used in a romantic sense)

Diego: Damn David, that outfit is melty af.

David: Thank you.

by ArcadiaWithaK August 27, 2022

Melty boyz

He is both a twitch and YouTube streamer he is a nice guy and will bring you joy he is one of the world's best cod players

Melty Boyz is a good person and he deserves a GFUEL sponsorship

by Moyoplays125 October 29, 2020

melty

Image board slang for when somebody is having a "meltdown" and becomes irationally angry. Trolls can then push the person having the meltdown farther by antagonizing them further.

Troll : Oh no it looks like somebody is having a melty!
Angry victim : I am not mad! SHUT UP!

by darius2A June 5, 2025

Melty

Short for Melty Blood, a Japanese visual novel and fighting game series.

We got Melty on the bathroom setup if you want in bro.

by Yosheib April 13, 2021

melty-er

when something is even more melty than melty

"it sure is melty out there, but tomorrow as it warms up, things will start to look even melty-er"

by stephanie kralevich fan December 24, 2008

Melties

When someone breaks down in anger or rage and goes into a hypnotic trans of off-topic, schizophrenic rant about society as a whole and the election was fraud, even tho the main topic had nothing to do with that but their anger induced range flings them out of control until they either get tired or someone of authority stops them.

In other words is a durative to what we call a "melt down"

Guy 1: Yo this banana taste great
Guy 2: Yeah it does!
Guy 3: Well bananas ar poison to the brain...
Guy 1: uuhh who asked?
Guy 3: DON'T YOU GET IT SHEEP IT MADE YOU VOTE DEMOCRATE YOU ARE ALL SISSY CAUSE OF BANANAS etc.
Guy2: He's having his melties again

by meltyjohnwiththetinfoilhat April 29, 2021