Mathieu 

MY CRUSHIE! He is someone na red flag pero gusto ko parin. I just love his personality and the way he makes me laugh and smile is so addictive that I want to feel the happiness everyday.

Example: Mathieu, isang gagong pinaulol ako.

Mathieu by Jeyziz March 12, 2022

Mathieu 

Weak, is garbage at basketball.

Joe:He so bad at basketball

John:He such a mathieu

Mathieu by Victorlover123456 May 12, 2022

Mathieu 

The word to say that someone is very skinny

Oh, he is certainly a mathieu

Mathieu by TwinKoala December 2, 2022

Mathieu Dodge 

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.

During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.

Mathieu Dodge by Urban‎ Dictionary August 1, 2023

Mathieu Fortin

Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.

"Mathieu Fortin strikes again with his amazing deal-finding skills, scoring a massive discount on his favorite Ziploc bags - all while munching on a slice of toast before bedtime."

Mathieu Fortin by Angus McShaggy March 13, 2023

Mathieu Sicardi 

Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)

I love Mathieu Sicardi more than he loves me and this proves it.

Mathieu Sicardi by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020

Mathieu De Blois 

Un kid du Canada

J’ai vu un Mathieu De Blois hier.

Mathieu De Blois by YourLocalDefault February 26, 2019