Mariano

Mariano is a person who likes somebody but is too afraid to confess it.

"I think he likes you"

"Well he's acting like a Mariano"

by BruhHeFunnyCuz December 16, 2019

Marianoing

to be so fuckin sexy, handsome, husband material, capable of turning on any female, cooking best food, being the funniest human being.

he’s has been marianoing lately, damn.

by Salma882003 January 7, 2022

Marzan

He is Marzan... That's all I really know about him... so ya ;)

Oh ya... he's also really smart.

Hey Marzan, can I have help with my math homework?

by yezeeee boi 77 March 30, 2018

Martano

The alteration of the name "Martin", these people tend to be a hip independant youngster who tends to have a plain name, but wishes to have a catchier name, the name Martano is this such name. This name should not be used by anyone who is not of a popular status as they may bring shame to the name and will get "ripped" for trying to use such a cool name.

Friend: "Hey, Martin what are you up to?"
Martano: "Hey, just call me Martano ok?"
Stranger: "Whoa you must be cool with a name like that!"
Martano: "Guys!"

by Martano Brien September 12, 2004

Manzano Phenomenon

In the event of going on a date with your significant other, a family relative from your significant other somehow finds a way coincidentally to sabotage said date by creating last minute plans

Manzano Phenomenon- John and Valerie had plans to go on a hiking trip two weeks ahead of time. John planned for said date, but before the day of the date. A family member of Valerie decided to want go to an amusement park instead. She then canceled said plans to be with her family.

by Hibernator123 May 21, 2018

mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not

Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.

by MCLX June 12, 2018

Mariano Law

When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.

PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”

by Mariano. October 4, 2021