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Markthony

A name that is created when someones parents are crazy and can't come up with one name for their child so they combine two names to make one
Well he should be named Mark, no Anthony.. no let's call him Markthony
by Marktheonerealmark March 23, 2009
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Marythony

sweet caring person, who doesn't give a S*** about who ever is talking about her.

pronounced: "Mary-tony"
girl 1 "did you hear what she was saying about you?"

girl 2 "Yeah and i don't care cus i'm Marythony like that!"
by Seastar & Swtheart :) March 30, 2009
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Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.
What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon
by CFI Dave May 18, 2011
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Sex Marathon

Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.
Roger's wife had a hella sore snatch after an all night sex marathon.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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Dolan twin marathon

When a Dolan twin fan continuously watches Dolan twin videos back to back just to admire how perfect they are
“ yooo I’m on a Dolan twin marathon rn can’t talk “
by Hehehehe_456 October 7, 2018
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Marathon Snatch

The textural, temperal, and aromatic state of a vagina after the woman has run approximately 26 miles.
Don't stand too close to the finish line, there's some mean Marathon Snatch whafting around...
by MattYouKnowWho October 6, 2008
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Wackoff Marathon

Wacking off in a repetitive nature for atleast three climaxes.
Ryan G. Completed the wackoff marathon in a matter of seconds while having a cybersex scenerio involving the following Halo 2 characters; the Mastercheif, 3 Spartans, and various brutes.

Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.
by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005
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