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Majd

A giant purple seagull that comes to people in dreams and takes them to Neverland every 2nd Tuesday to arm wrestle former President Obama for the last candy bar. The victorious person will rein over the candy store for 2 weeks until the next Tuesday, but outsiders rarely beat former President Obama. Then Majd takes the loser home in shame. Majd is always searching for better and better contenders.

To liken someone to Majd can be seen as a great honor, as the purple seagull is widely respected in Neverland and the surrounding areas. *Some rif-raf nonbelievers have been known to use Majd as slang for crazy.
Did you see that bird? I swear that was Majd.”
“It was so cool when you did that last triple backflip, you were like Majd.”
by Yosoyemma January 23, 2021
mugGet the Majdmug.

MAJD

Who's humor is so broken that they laugh at a tissue falling
Majd
mugGet the MAJDmug.

Majd

An absolute pussyo. The dude is a goof. For example. a quiz that takes 30 MINUTES takes him a WHOLE HOUR to do. What a goof.
Majd is a fucking pussyo.
Don't be like Majd. Be like Ray instead.
by Wombraider007 March 21, 2022
mugGet the Majdmug.

majd hallab

by johny sins193333338 October 30, 2023
mugGet the majd hallabmug.

majd johari

Its me dude
by Majd the great October 12, 2023
mugGet the majd joharimug.

Majd apatok megmutatja

It's an amatour hungarian video where dad's sons tried to fuck their own mother but the dad saw it and and ran to help her then fucked his wife
Fiam mit csinalsz? MAJD APATOK MEGMUTATJA!
by Barnib October 28, 2017
mugGet the Majd apatok megmutatjamug.

majd abd al baki

a fat virgin

who watches code lyoko and listens to sam smith and still lives with his mum and a bully
Majd abd al baki

is still a virgin man
mugGet the majd abd al bakimug.

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