majd abd al baki

a fat virgin

who watches code lyoko and listens to sam smith and still lives with his mum and a bully
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Who's humor is so broken that they laugh at a tissue falling
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Majd

An absolute pussyo. The dude is a goof. For example. a quiz that takes 30 MINUTES takes him a WHOLE HOUR to do. What a goof.
Majd is a fucking pussyo.
Don't be like Majd. Be like Ray instead.
by Wombraider007 March 22, 2022
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A giant purple seagull that comes to people in dreams and takes them to Neverland every 2nd Tuesday to arm wrestle former President Obama for the last candy bar. The victorious person will rein over the candy store for 2 weeks until the next Tuesday, but outsiders rarely beat former President Obama. Then Majd takes the loser home in shame. Majd is always searching for better and better contenders.

To liken someone to Majd can be seen as a great honor, as the purple seagull is widely respected in Neverland and the surrounding areas. *Some rif-raf nonbelievers have been known to use Majd as slang for crazy.
“Did you see that bird? I swear that was Majd.”
“It was so cool when you did that last triple backflip, you were like Majd.”
by Yosoyemma January 23, 2021
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Incredibly hot, every woman follows him ,every majd wants to be him. hes like batman but better?
by Its Anonymous But Your Mom February 17, 2025
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Your bro but in a glazing way, he's your friend but also your glorious king and you will defend him and back him up in any situation.
Person 1: who's that
Person 2:That's my Majd, knew him since kindergarten
by literally spiderman October 30, 2023
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The hottest guy ever, when you see majd you immediately fall in love with him, but you need to realize that you can't have him because he's way out of your league. He is also known to be the sweetest and have the kindest heart ever, so you better work hard to keep him around.
Majd is very hot
by Thecoolerblue October 09, 2022
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