Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500
“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens”
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“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”
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Get the Maddison Lansing mug.The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.
History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend
History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend
Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("
"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("
"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"
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Maddison is a curvy dirty blonde with a big ass. She is also really tan. If you piss her off she will kick your ass. She is usually attracted to guys named Sam or Samuel. She hangs out with the guys and plays sports, mostly football.
She is athletic and extremely sexy. She has the hottest body imaginable and gets all the guys . All the guys try to get with her. She would never date a douche, and if anyone ever cheated on her she would fucking kill them.
She is very sassy and fierce . No one messes with her and if they do she will mess them up. She swears a ton and is very manly but still feminine. When she is dating someone she showers them with pda. She loves cuddles and hugs. She is gorgeous and unforgettable. Once you have a Maddison in your life never let her go.
She is athletic and extremely sexy. She has the hottest body imaginable and gets all the guys . All the guys try to get with her. She would never date a douche, and if anyone ever cheated on her she would fucking kill them.
She is very sassy and fierce . No one messes with her and if they do she will mess them up. She swears a ton and is very manly but still feminine. When she is dating someone she showers them with pda. She loves cuddles and hugs. She is gorgeous and unforgettable. Once you have a Maddison in your life never let her go.
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