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motivejack

A practice made infamous by the evil, hermit-like creatures who own the Vortex Media Group, in which posts to their forums are silently rewritten to point at content from their otherwise unread "Motive Magazine". Derived from carjacked.
Dude, did you see that article on the guy who designed the power-point accessory socket for the Nissan GT-R? It was pointed at Autoblog but it got motivejacked!
by Michael_K January 8, 2008
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Posterior Motive

When a girl is only thinking about having anal sex.
Yo I was ready to bust a nut in this girl's vag but next thing I know I'm all up in her ass! I got caught up in her posterior motives...
by Teh butt s3x0rs May 3, 2010
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Motivasted

The act of imbibing large quantities of alcohol and/or other substances in order to complete an otherwise disagreeable task.
Dude, getting motivasted is pretty great. When this beer is over I'll be fucking ready.
by killchrist July 27, 2013
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motive

She had the motive to murder her husband for the insurance money.
by AYB February 27, 2003
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rational motive

a logical reason for making a decision
the rational motive for buying the car is because of the amazing features and benefits
by ab_yeah. November 28, 2007
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Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.
Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.
by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013
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Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.
Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.
by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021
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