Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 01, 2019

miracle whip

ew worst thing of all

what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!

by himiko holmes January 23, 2022

Miracle Whip

Goblin cum

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour

by pdedes December 01, 2017

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 11, 2012