Michael Jordan'em

In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.

On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!

by Dunkin MyDikener October 13, 2014

Michael Jordan 6-pete

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.

My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.

by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007

The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

michael jordan

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

Michael Jordan

A man that is arguably the best basketball player to ever live. Won a national championship freshman year in college with a shot at the buzzer to win it all. Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Bulls, and soonafter won back-to-back slam dunk contests during all star weekend. Was MVP in the '91, '92, '93, '96, '97, and '98 NBA Final (all with the bulls). Wore #23 which is now retired in the Chicago Bulls uniform. Retired in '93 to play baseball, and again in '98 (not for baseball). He later played for the Washington Wizards for a couple of years.

Notable accomplishments:
-buzzer beater to win NCAA Chapmionship
-buzzer beater to win '98 NBA finals
-jumped from foul line in slam dunk contest
-made a free throw with his eyes closed
-now owns the Air Jordan clothing line, which is very successful

The man that is knowed for his amazing hangtime and jumping abilities, along with his performance in clutch situations is now is a co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.

Did you see Michael Jordan dunk from the foul line?

Yeah, he is an amazing basketball player

by bankok July 5, 2006

michael jordan's

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches

i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack

by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003